Key & Peele – Who Thinks They Can Dance?
[digital songs]- WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH
IN ATLANTA, G.A. – HI, JOSEPH. – [British accent] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ – HAS HE BEGAN YET? – I ASSUME–.
I'' M QUITE SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. – YEAH, THANKS.
– I AIN'' T DONE YET, THOUGH. – THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT'' S– IT ' S. DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. – IT ' S A NO. I ' M SORRY.- NO.- ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, JOSEPH.
– PEOPLE, YOU– YOU UNDERSTAND, I AIN ' T OBTAINED NO OFFICIAL TRAININ '. OR NOTHIN ' LIKE THAT.
I SURVIVE ON THE STREETS. -THAT WAS EXTREMELY NOTICEABLE,. AS IT ENDS UP, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING.
– Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA ' S. ON DRUGS, AND MY DAD IN'PRISON.
– IT ' S NOT–. NOT REALLY RELEVANT.- BORN IN A COFFEE CANISTER.
UNDER A BRIDGE. – THAT'' S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT'' S– THAT ' S AWFUL,. BUT IT ' S NOT GOING TO– -MY SISTER SHOT MY SIBLING. WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. -NOW IT ' S A LIE
. -IT ' S A LITTLE MUCH. JOSEPH, THANKS. VERY MUCH, BUT— PUT MYSELF THROUGH COLLEGE BY RENTING MY BODY OUT.
AS A HEROIN BAG. – OH, I SEE WHAT'' S GOING
ON.
– WOW.- JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE– WE DO HAVE.
OTHER PROFESSIONAL DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN.
EXTREMELY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH,.
LET HER COME ONSTAGE. – OH! OH!
– LET HER COME– NO, JOSEPH. – IF I WIN THIS COMPETITORS, I.
COULD PUT A ROOFING SYSTEM OVER MY HOUSE. '' REASON I GOT A RESIDENCE AIN ' T. GOT NO ROOF COVERING. GENUINE, THOUGH.- JOSEPH …- SIMPLY ONE LITTLE THING,.
THOUGH. – DON'' T DO IT, JOSEPH.
– IT WAS A'LOUD BRIDGE.- DON ' T COATING THAT SEN— I GOT HEARING DAMAGES. IN THIS EAR
. -JOSEPH! – AND ALSO IN THIS EAR.
– JOSEPH! – THE BRIDGE 'HAD–. HAD TRUCKS REVIEW IT.- JOSEPH.
– ' REASON THE BRIDGE– -MAINTAIN IT. -15-TON– -HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. AND LEAVE MY STAGE. – RA– RANKED 6.- JOE … -THAT ' S A BIG TRUCK.- SEPH.
OK, JOSEPH, PLEASE.AND WHO IS THIS?- OH, WHO IS THIS.
RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD LITTLE GIRL,. THAT I INCREASED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE AIDS OF ANYONE ELSE. IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY MOTIVATION.
– JOSEPH,. IT DOESN ' T ISSUE. THERE'' S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO OR SAY THAT'' S GOING TO MAKE United States. TRANSFORM OUR MINDS TODAY. – THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT.
THERE, THAT'' S HER CHILD.
SHE BLIND.SO I ELEVATED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF.
WITHOUT NO ONE ELSE'' S AID. – COME GET.
YOUR TICKET TO LAS VEGA. – WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! – LAS VEGA!
– CAN YOU THINK IT? I'' M OBTAINING GOOSIES OVER HERE. I'' M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.
